Total Medals Earned: 622 (From 102 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,530 Points
Medals Earned: 6/13 (65/350 points)
Complete Act 1.
Reach Level 5.
Reach Level 10.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete Act 2.
Complete Act 3.
Complete Act 4.
Reach Level 25.
Reach Level 50.
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/45 points)
Started a game with a random user.
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/375 points)
Politely decline
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Medals Earned: 2/10 (50/500 points)
Find the Throwing Knives!
Find the Power Glove!
Find the Treasure Key!
Find the Water Walk Boots!
Finish the game without dying once
Find the 1st Life Fruit!
Find the 2nd Life Fruit!
Reach the Treasure Chamber!
Finish the game without using a single Save Statue
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/70 points)
Connect the power cord to the power socket
just.. flush the turd!
Squash the little red block-head
You will find it, it is not so hard
Play the trumpet!
You do everything for a medal!
Can't say anything about that..
Gotta be fast!
Medals Earned: 7/14 (120/405 points)
Complete 1st mission
Complete 4th mission
Complete 5th mission
Complete 2nd mission
Complete 3rd mission
Complete 7th mission
Complete first five missions
Complete 6th mission
Complete 10th mission
Complete 9th mission
Complete 8th mission
Complete all missions (Any Difficulty)
Complete 11th mission
Complete all missions (Harder difficulty)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
You clicked play! You are so amazing!